this is why i love you kirsten...

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Kirsten: oh hey u know what i saw today

Kirsten: someone had balls on their car
me: what? like 'wash me' balls?
Kirsten: like tied to a trailer hitch balls

me: thats weird

Kirsten: http://www.bullsballs.com/truck/nutz

me: oh my god. i know what i'm asking santa for xmas this year.

also, it scares me that you had that link on hand

Kirsten: http://www.bullsballs.com/keyring/balls.html

me: i wish i had invented that. wouldn't that be hilarious if that was the product invention we pitched for cabell? truck nutz?

Kirsten: im posting it on my blog

me: i particularly like the 'flesh colored' nuts. although it looks like white flesh. we should sue bulls ballz for discrimination - kinda like crayola

Kirsten: yeah. you're right!
me: they should have indian red nutz, asian yellow and black
Kirsten: black nutz would be like 2 lbs

me: except the black ones would be 3 times the size

Kirsten: youre a racist

thank you...

...random neighbor that folded and stacked my underwear today.

50 reasons not to hire me come May

all I want for Christmas is...

Replacement toothbrush heads, razorblades and printer ink cartridges.

Who have I become?

old people

I was sitting across from my partner tonight at Sine, concepting over irish nachos, when my attention was drawn to something outside on the street. A line of old people were loading onto what looked to be a huge old people tour bus of some sort. I turned to my partner, apologized, and proceeded to tell him loudly that I was distracted by all the old people. As soon as I said this, I realized that the line of old people was leading from the bus into the restaurant, and that there was a white-haired man standing right beside our table, giving me the stink eye.

But I doubt he even heard me.

Or really saw me.

What with him being old and all.

Zing!