Monday, October 15, 2007

I call shenanigans

You know how I just went on that whole rant about 'trusting the system'?

Nevermind.

I just checked my e-mail a second ago to find out I didn't get a scholarship for this semester.

Even after I told them I haven't been to a doctor or dentist in five years, don't have health insurance and have had a missing filling since August.

But, aaaayyyy...whaddya gonna do?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

me too. maybe we should get together to panhandle. boy-girl combo beggars earn 15% more more money than single sex beggars, but 30% less than families - but it's cool, we'll stay away from them.

di said...

or we could just make/steal our own babies and either:

a. sell them
b. exploit them
c. eat them
d. all of the above

it's your call.